12
Oct
07

unadulterated adultery.

At the age range 20 and above, when would you consider yourself a grown-up?

Wouldn’t this happen, when, according to your own personal core values, you find yourself in an ‘adult’ situation?

So in my mind, why not adultery? Why would a word be formed around another word if it’s meaning didn’t carry the heft of the original word, right?

So, here are a few tips at the top of my head, for, you know, just in case you take a dip in the pool:
* Sit to her right. You may be a righty, (meaning you can’t go left, where she’s sitting) but at least when you hold her hand, your left hand gets to hold her right, so you wouldn’t be feeling up her ring, just in case she starts remembering she’s married! :p

* Delete your messages on her phone, or, better yet, don’t text her! Even if she insists on keeping the messages, delete ’em! Prevention is better than the cure, they say.

* Never lie to her. Hey, the whole thing’s a lie! Tell it like it is, else it would feel so much more fake.

* Think about it long and hard. Really, a little frolicing could end up ruining a family.

Not that I’d go there. :p

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